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Consider the Fruit Punch

Consider the Fruit Punch

Regular price $96.00
Regular price Sale price $96.00
Case of 24 Cans
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We see you covertly sliding that last plastic juice pouch out of the cooler at the beach. It’s okay. You deserve it. You NEED IT. Children are small and resilient. You are larger and also have more surface area through which to lose moisture. Hydration is important! Summer is hard!

Until NOW. Pillage the children’s summer refreshment stash no more! It’s time to CONSIDER THE FRUIT PUNCH. For adults. An Adult Fruit Punch. Fill up your cooler with these tart, satisfying cans of bright red liquid sunshine and let the juice boxes be.

ABV: 5.1%

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